Bumms???

THiis BUM approached me today
I was walkin home frm school
THen he past me and puut his hand on my shoulder
THen he was like, "YHu knw the lakers is gone win"
Dude hadd white stuff all over his face
Carryin a beer can wit
ripped up dirty pants and this dirty ass Famous shirt on
Dude start sayin in Bum language
"Kobe gonna take iit to da holee ya yeay yea"
Wit his white stuff drippen frm his lips
Damn
THen he was actin like he was Kobe
Dribblin an imaginary basketball
THis is what i get for livin in COMPTON
Lmao